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selfiesPatrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch
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episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.
Patrick was cold for that
And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING
EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend
real friends……how many of us?
And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son
Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini
Patrick has no self awareness.
what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it
When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh
When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath
Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?
we’re pulling out the receipts tonight
this is the funniest thing to ever air on television
lmdonxoxxbixxbisnajwsbdb
There’s nothing wrong with touching yourself in front of anyone. You can do what you want with your own body whenever and wherever you want. And masturbation and sex are never wrong or “inappropriate” anyway.
this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week
me cranking my hog at the zoo: this is healthy everyone
The Bye Bye man vs The Babadook: who wins in a fight?
They don’t fight they fall in Love
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
crystal pepsi
every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life
what is this ridiculous Babe (1995) erasure